"Darling," said Banta to his new bride,
Preeto, "Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able to live on my small income?"
"Of course, dearest, no trouble,
" she replied. "But what will you live on?"
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Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.
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Man: I want a divorce.
My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over.
Wives like that are hard to get!!
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A man visits the doctor. The doctor says
"I have bad news for you.You have AIDS and Alzhiemer's disease".
The man replies "Well,thank God I don't have AIDS!"
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A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge said, "What will you take....30 days or $30.
"The man replied, "I think I'll take the money."
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A young boy was looking through the family album
and asked his mother,"Who's this guy on the beach with you
with all the muscles and curly hair?" "That's your father.
"Then who's that old bald-headed fat man who lives with us now?"
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Santa: Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
Jeeto: It could also mean - With Idiot For Ever.
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Doctor, I am always afraid of anything without any reason.
Take this drug three times daily (gives a purgative) and you'll have the reason!
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Jeeto was about to give birth to a baby.
Santa: If it looks like you, it would be great.
Jeeto: If it looks like you, it would be a miracle.
Preeto, "Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able to live on my small income?"
"Of course, dearest, no trouble,
" she replied. "But what will you live on?"
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Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.
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Man: I want a divorce.
My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over.
Wives like that are hard to get!!
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A man visits the doctor. The doctor says
"I have bad news for you.You have AIDS and Alzhiemer's disease".
The man replies "Well,thank God I don't have AIDS!"
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge said, "What will you take....30 days or $30.
"The man replied, "I think I'll take the money."
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A young boy was looking through the family album
and asked his mother,"Who's this guy on the beach with you
with all the muscles and curly hair?" "That's your father.
"Then who's that old bald-headed fat man who lives with us now?"
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Santa: Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
Jeeto: It could also mean - With Idiot For Ever.
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Doctor, I am always afraid of anything without any reason.
Take this drug three times daily (gives a purgative) and you'll have the reason!
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Jeeto was about to give birth to a baby.
Santa: If it looks like you, it would be great.
Jeeto: If it looks like you, it would be a miracle.
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